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Dear TWY & YWT,
is it good to have yemen with toast while fucked up? and does it aid the fuckin-up process?
-Dennis the poet
Dear Dennis,
That depends on what sort of yemen you're putting on your toast. There is a special variety of spiked yemen available for special occasions that may well aid you on your way to buzzed bliss. Alternately, it depends upon which member(s) of YWT you are drinking/carousing with. YWT is the perfect addition to any party or social gathering. We all know how to have a good time, with or without chemical enhancement.
Love, YWT.
PS - YWT reminds you to drink responsibly, and WATER before you pass out! :) Secondly, please approach all controlled substances with EXTREME CAUTION. And finally, choose a DD who will remain sober so everyone gets home in one piece. Have fun!
Dennis,
Your question is an interesting one, but maybe more complicated than you originally intended. The answer is very dependant on whether you meant YWT as a delicious entree or YWT as a group of people. If you meant a delicious entree, then yes; it is very good to have Yemen with Toast while fucked up, and while it will not aid in the fucking-up process, it will help to prevent any negative side-effects.
On the other hand, if you meant YWT as a group of people, yes, it is good to be getting fucked up with us, as we make excellent company for such an event (and otherwise). In fact, we might even aid the fucking-up process by mixing you a drink. I suppose the answers are the same whichever way the question is interpretted, so forget what I said above...
Yes, Dennis.
-TWY
Dear Yemen with Toast International Honor Society,
I recently read on your website that you are an organization of really, really smart people and that is exactly who I need serious help from. My mouse, which has no history of defect or any sort of problem, is losing one of its feet. Only half of the foot is still attached which makes it hard to move but I fear that it will soon completely fall off, which will make it lopsided. My question is, what can i do to fix this problem?
Thank you and happy World Space Week,
- Slartibartfast
Dear Slarti,
We here at YWT are deeply concerned for the health of your mousie. What have you been doing, running it ragged around the little wheel inside your computer? Don't you know that hamsters are much better suited to such work? We hope you will see fit to give the poor little mousie a well-deserved vacation while he or she recovers from this trauma. In the meantime, here are some suggestions:
Take him or her to the vet?
Give it a bandaid?
Buy some superglug? (NOTE: Superglug is an extra potent mousie-remedy, much like NyQuil)
Good luck, and please share our best wishes with your mousie.
Love, YWT
PS - Happy World Space Week to you too! So kind of you to remember.
Dear Slartbartifast:
Here are the steps to fixing your mouse:
1) Pick up mouse
2) Give mouse a kiss
3) Take a piece of mouse hair, and using various microbiology techniques, extract and code the DNA
4) Using tissue culture and genetics techniques, grow a mouse foot in a petri dish
5) Once grown (remember to water daily!), attach to your mouse with a small piece of duct tape. After several weeks, your mouse will feel as good as new. Remember to tell him/her to keep his/her foot elevated and to eat a lot of vegetarian chicken soup to inhibit any rejection that may occur due to the transplant.
Thank you for your question and good luck.
Love, YWT
Dear YWT,
I recently moved back home after graduating college and my mother is driving me crazy! She is nosy and constantly nags me! I can't take it! Please help me!
Annoyed in Annapolis
Dear AiA,
We'd love to help! Unfortunately, your predicament is not unique. It seems to be the behavior of mothers everywhere, and it helps to keep in mind that they only have your best interests at heart, misguided though their methods may be. Our advice would be to get out of the house as much as possible (to that end, we'll be kidnapping you shortly), and keep your head down while you're there. Send out resumes like there's no tomorrow, and remind her that you're doing so at every opportunity. Make yourself a handy mental checklist of what you've already done that day to head off her nagging at the pass: "I sent out resumes to X and Y, I've eaten this healthy thing, and I will put away Z when I have appropriate furniture to put it in" (you may then add, under your breath, "which will be when I have moved on out of here"). Make stuff up if you have to. Mothers would rather hear what they want to hear if it makes them feel like they're doing their job. Best of luck! Our sympathies are with you!!
Love, your YWT sisters
Dear To Whom It May Concern (Yemen With Toast),
I have a problem, please help :(
A country's currency appreciates, and it's official holdings of foreign currency increase. What can you say about: the exchange rate system being pursued by the country, the possible central bank sources of the currency appreciation, and the possible private actions behind the appreciation?
I am assuming the question applies to any country, but I am curious about the economics of Yemen.
Thanks,
Your Friend,
Sincerely,
Mr. Macro-Economics
Dear Mr. Macroeconomics:
Thank you for your submission. As per your request, I am including several facts about Yemen's economic system:
- Yemen's currency, the Yemeni Rial, appreciates many things. It appreciates sunrises and sunsets, long walks on the beach, but most of all, it appreciates a good rub on the tummy.
- The exchange rate system being pursued by Yemen is currently not responding to phone calls. Yemen has been pursuing the system for a few months now in hopes for a date (like dinner and a movie?) because Yemen thinks the system is very nice and good-looking too! However, Yemen continues the pursuit with no response yet.
- The central bank of Yemen has nothing to do with the fact that the Yemeni Rial appreciates tummy rubs.
- Possible private actions behind the simple tummy rub for the Rial may include a backrub, massage, and other things that are not appropriate to discuss in a G-rated forum.
Thank you again, and I hope we have cleared up your problem!
Sincerely, Ms. Micro-Machines
Dear Mr. Macroeconomics,
For the answer to your question, we turned to our resident Finance expert. Here's what he had to say:
Kris***:
currency appreciation isn't related to exchange rate systems, if there
is such a thing. Currency fluctuations are due to the economic conditions
of the given country
Kris***: i dont know if Yemen even has a central bank
Kris***: possible central bank sources...
Kris***: things like money supply, and interest rates can possibly effect
the exchange rate because those things effect the economy
Kris***: which determines the exchange rate along with supply and demand
Kris***: private actions behind the appreciation? I dont understand what
that question is asking
Kris***: exchange rates basically measures how foreign goods are related
to US goods, or whatever country
Kris***: either more or less expensive
Kris***: the last question, i need more info on what the person means
Kris***: i can answer it by what i think its asking
Kris***: and that is, private actions dont play a role in appreciation
of the currency
We hope this information is helpful to you (and you get an A)!
Love, YWT
Dear Mr. Macroeconomics,
Thank you for inquiring as to the economics of Yemen. Unfortunately, we are only able to discuss the state of the economy as it pertains to toast. As currency appreciates, one is able to purchase more expensive toast. This could mean cinnamon toast or grilled whole wheat, rather than your standard white bread. As official holdings of foreign currency increase, the odds of getting French toast increase rapidly. Due to the substantially more valuable toast commodities, the rate of exchange from plain bread to toast will skyrocket. After all, who wouldn't prefer a nice plate of French toast, with a little syrup? Since the central bank also has a central kitchen, you can be sure that they are behind this appreciation of currency. It is a widely known fact that the specialty of the private chef of the Yemeni Fed Chair is none other than French toast, made from a nice brioche with imported maple syrup. Yum!
Love, YWT!
Dear YWT,
Who's yo daddy
(Submitted by Kristopher)
Dear Kris,
"yo daddy"
n : an informal/slang term for the man married to "yo momma"
Love, YWT
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